when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king
- The fault in prices of clothes
i have never felt so bad for a confused mother
when the PE teacher makes you run
STRAIGHT BOYS LITERALLY MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR DICK
only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
introducing myself in the first day of school
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!